omg i love this
"A preconceived notion, a movement of thought,
brings us to assume what in fact, is not.
First glance, first touch, impressions are made,
carried over time 'til the truth is mislaid.
We’re not always at fault, to think it all true,
misconceptions are misconceptions to correct me and you.
Like Pop Rocks, candy so deceivingly sweet, Add magic, it becomes a feisty, sparkly treat!
Oh, these little notions, what great things they hide!
The wonderful, quirky, tall person inside!
So it begins, an introduction to me,
I stand 5'2, but feel 6'3.
I strongly disagree with anyone who says Maleficent isn’t the best Disney villain. No singing, no dancing, no long expositions about her plans, no tolerance for bumbling comedy sidekicks (she electrocutes a whole room full of minions when she finds out they’ve fucked up and spent the last few years searching for a baby), just outright malicious intent.
I mean let’s take a look at her motivations compared to other popular Disney villains:
SCAR - Wanted to become King.
URSULA - Wanted to rule the seas.
WICKED QUEEN - Wanted to rule as the most beautiful woman in the land.
JAFAR - Wanted to rule in the Sultan’s place and/or obtain ultimate power.
Maleficient, by contrast, didn’t want any of that. She didn’t want more power. She didn’t want fame. She didn’t want to rule. She just wanted to raise hell. This is the woman who decided that every newborn child in the kingdom should die and that the land should be covered in darkness for one reason - SHE WASN’T INVITED TO A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY.
That’s right, the evil bitch basically condemned an entire kingdom to die at her hands because she didn’t get invited to a christening.
This is not a woman with a motivation. She cannot be reasoned with. Her actions cannot be rationalized. She is evil for the fun of being evil, not because she wants something.
THAT, my friends, is the ultimate villain. One who knows they’re evil and LOVES it.
This is amazing, like omfg
I thought that this is probably part of it - the bit that comes with moving on.
There are days, most days actually, when it feels like this:
And other times, it feels being stuck in the middle of nowhere, knowing you took the wrong bus or train. Half relieved of having gotten off in time and half wondering whether being stuck in the middle of nowhere was a good idea in the first place.
Now, back to regular programming.
my god thats a good looking ass family
I don’t know how many people I have talked too about this topic but they are by far the hottest family in the world.
what i would do to be part of the smith family omg
i just want jaden tbh
^^ forreal. check out that T. dude is fresh as hell.
man. if they could adopt me, that’d be cool. and i wouldn’t even expect to be actually apart of the family, i’ll be the pet or a foot rest or something. whatever it takes.
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I get a lot of crap for doing everything in my power to get back there every year. There are a lot of people that assume they know what it is and why I go and what I get out of it. They reduce it to a few small parts and distill it down to something trivial and move on. Their loss.
Roland Tiangco - Dirt Poster (2011)
The back of the poster is covered with a fine black dust which, when rubbed against the white front, reveals the typography.
Alright paper-writing time.
Naya Rivera on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (03-01-13)
Adam Hills destroys Joan Rivers for her Adele comments.
one of my favorite pictures ever