Super accurate self-portrait.
"A preconceived notion, a movement of thought,
brings us to assume what in fact, is not.
First glance, first touch, impressions are made,
carried over time 'til the truth is mislaid.
We’re not always at fault, to think it all true,
misconceptions are misconceptions to correct me and you.
Like Pop Rocks, candy so deceivingly sweet, Add magic, it becomes a feisty, sparkly treat!
Oh, these little notions, what great things they hide!
The wonderful, quirky, tall person inside!
So it begins, an introduction to me,
I stand 5'2, but feel 6'3.
Princess to Prince Transformation
All characters portrayed by Richard Schaefer (Me)
Costumes also made by myself. My Fan-page
I think this gifset’s kinda funny.
Chris: *hot pose*
David: *hot pose*
Matt: *hot pose*
Billie: *I’m fucking gorgeous*
Freema: “Yeah, so am I*
Karen: “Goofy but still beautiful*
John: *I don’t know how to stand in front of a camera (or an audience of any kind) and NOT look like I’m about to invite you to bed*
Catherine: *I’m fookin’ hot, and if you say otherwise you’ll meet my really pretty fist*
Arthur: *Mom, did you put the pudding cup in my lunch bag? I’m not seeing it.*
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig hosting Saturday Night Live.
Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true
Every time I see this go around, the first two paragraphs are cut. Fixing that.
this is perfect.
basils-kite: I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened
There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you.